Monday, May 30, 2005
Sunday, May 29, 2005
I'm famous! Take that, J. Lo!
My picture is in the Vigrinia Pilot: home.hamptonroads.com/stories/story.cfm?story=86749&ran=151369&tref=po
("¡Qué Vergüenza!" is Spanish for "How shameful!")
("¡Qué Vergüenza!" is Spanish for "How shameful!")
Dumpling Man
Someone was feeling down. So I offered to come over and bring this person dumplings from Dumpling Man, a great dumpling place in the East Village where you can watch them making the dumplings. (I also got yummy Jewish pastries from a shop, and Israeli burekas and chocolate from an Israeli grocery, the East Village is my favorite!) When I got there, it was so hot, that I opened the door. This person wanted the door closed, so I closed it. But it must have not clicked closed, and the person started shouting at me. I repeatedly told this person to stop shouting at me, to no avail, so I left. I shouldn't have to take such abuse.
Now this person tells me that we shouldn't be friends. How long before this person changes their mind, would you like to bet?
The movie Crash was good, I recommend it: "You think you know who you are. You have no idea."
Now this person tells me that we shouldn't be friends. How long before this person changes their mind, would you like to bet?
The movie Crash was good, I recommend it: "You think you know who you are. You have no idea."
Monday, May 23, 2005
Luna bars fail me
I got a new bulk shipment of Luna bars... but they changed the formula! "Now lower in sugar", the label reads. "Now lower in good taste"! Damnit, they ruined the biggest part of my diet! That company had earned thousands of dollars from me. No more. I now must search for a new food source for my species.
Sunday, May 22, 2005
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